bewbin:

bewbin:

i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

i want my food ONLY prepared by this man

(via whatthehelliswrongwithhim)

medakakurokami:

Perfected my team on Pokemon Scarlet tonight

(via alexisjohnson824)

I live in an irredeemably evil country! Very much looking forward to how the conservative supreme court who have been bought off by billionaires will rule on student loan debt forgiveness tomorrow :)

headspace-hotel:

depsidase:

Me visiting the god damn monkey attack beach: “There better not be any god damn monkey attacks here”

(via mens-rights-activia)

honeyrose-princess:

sorry that my slutty posts on the microblogging website have caused you to fall in love with me. it will happen again

(via greenvelvetchaise)

i think i have a pinched nerve in my forearm. i’m gonna have to go to the doctor huh

kushblazer666:

🫡

(via ooi0cha)

volumina-vetustiora:

nostalgic-breton-girl:

‘boots of resist frost’ yeah they’re just boots

'shield of blocking’

(via greenmariosmansion)

beakedwhalesyo:

scum-belina:

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sovietnam:

(via longlosttidalwave)

aperfectphantom:

He actually summed it up really well.

(Source: mirror.co.uk, via notyouraveragecupofjoe)

shezasag:

hotvampireadjacent:

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

pulpchamber:

aphternoon:

paulcifur:

The 1980s Austin-to-Portland pipeline described in two images.

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

moa-broke-me:

albatross-the-pen-chewer:

sorry-im-a-terminalidiot:

ripempezardexerox:

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