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I'M CHRIS. I have a weird sense of humor and good grammar is cool. I go to ODU and I play saxophone in the marching band. Right now I'm doing a semester abroad in Granada, Spain. This blog consists of funny pictures, pretty girls, Emma Watson (she gets her own category), orgasmic food, Hawaiian pizza (it gets its own category), butts, and corgis. If you don't like corgis, I suggest you leave immediately. I like cinnamon toast crunch and orange juice. But not at the same time. My blog is pink to raise breast cancer awareness. Ladies, I am ready to collect your panties.

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January 2, 2012

I’m respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.

someactorkid:

I FUCKING LOVE THAT MAN

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