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mothernaturenetwork:

Pizza sauce is a vegetable, lawmakers say
Under influence from the frozen food industry, lawmakers have moved to protect schools’ ability to count pizza sauce as a vegetable in school lunches.

It’s like we’re living under Ronald “ketchup is a vegetable” Reagan.

The funniest thing about this is that a tomato is actually fruit.

so ketchup is really a fruit smoothie