September 2011
24
five words/phrases that make me laugh:
“as i said before, i will not repeat myself”
“penis”
“don’t be sexist. bitches hate that.”
“dogs don’t know what apples is”
“why? because fuck you, that’s why.
20 && 30?
my fears:
dying, bees, failure, falling, becoming crippled in some way
something i’m excited for:
odu football this weekend
49393.) You're supposed to be my best friend. Stop treating me like door map.
mat?
1,29
five ways to win my heart
1- be emma watson
2- buy me hawaiian pizza
3- laugh at my stupid jokes
i don’t know 4 and 5
5 weird things that i like
doing physical activity
listening to peoples’ conversations and correcting their grammar in my head
counting the steps in between cracks on the sidewalk
being in step with the music i run to
not being late for things
“And I masturbate because I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.”
—Bo Burnham (via incuntswebust)
