Zombie apocalypse starts at midnight
pugsexual: HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
swagdemort: why are graveyards so noisy? because of all the coffin.
killjoysmakesometoys: things that don’t get any notes witty text posts you’ve spent like five minutes trying to word perfectly things that get notes wow i wish i was an avocado
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself