January 2012
Zombie apocalypse starts at midnight
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pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
December 2011
swagdemort:
why are graveyards so noisy?
because of all the coffin.
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killjoysmakesometoys:
things that don’t get any notes
witty text posts you’ve spent like five minutes trying to word perfectly
things that get notes
wow i wish i was an avocado
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
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