December 2011
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Watchgodh8sfags:
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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inb4 all these people start with the "I had a New...
abovethetricks:
I’m gonna be like “I had a New Year’s Fap!”
Fapping on New Year is just like fapping, except it is on New year’s so it’s instantaneously better!
blackguyandrew:
noteghost:
thelasturinebender:
chimimonkey:
iammarsz:
pink-lemonaid:
tesno:
nomind-allthought:
of-thenorthernisle:
tesno:
So it’s okay to swallow semen but menstrual cookies are disgusting? Hypocritical, sexist double standards.
THIS THIS THIIIISSSSSSSSSS
yeah blood is far, far less sanitary than semen.
Also last time I checked, semen is associated with...
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ryein:
who wants to take one for the team and kiss me tomorrow
i’ll buy you nachos or something
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
