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#pulpgang
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no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
Are you fucking serious?
i would never lie
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Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub
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- don’t fucking look at me
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this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man
literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now
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I appealed
cowardly mathematicians: C^∞
visionary tumblr algorithms: smooth as a tiddie
Mathematicians: this is Aesthetically appealing
Tumblr: … Maybe perhaps… too appealing 😏🤔
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I already named my switchblade Stabitha but what’s a good name for a sword?
SLASHLEY
SLASHLEY
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u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries
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